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AU: Delegate of Somalia and his Henchmen

The African Union, or rather the delegate of Somalia and his henchmen, is one of the slowest committees ever. The epitome of being manipulated by some enlightened leader and following him blindly was replicated in the African Union. The delegates of the African Union were too incompetent and ignorant to accept the fact that they were just following their shepherd, the delegate of Somalia, who was leading them and telling them exactly what to do. Finally, when his leadership, or rather competence, was questioned, the delegates pounced in his defence just as a pet would save their owner. Somalia acted like the knight in shining armour who saved the helpless, clueless and incompetent delegates who were busy following the delegate of Somalia rather than contemplating solutions for the pressing problem at hand. These were the most inept, unprofessional and inefficient delegates and it makes one wonder whether the African Union should be renamed the “Amateur Union”. To make matters worse, the delegate of  Morroco had the guts to question the press by sending a chit saying “we must not waste time questioning Somalia.” Rather than sending meaningless and absurd notes to the press, the delegate of Morocco ought to use his brains to come up with solutions and meaningfully contribute to the debate. The delegates of the African Union are truly living up to the name coined - “Amateur Union.”


Al Jazeera,

Yash Singhal

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