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Delegate Seeks HARRY KANE Jersey, IGNORING Committee Agendas

In an unexpected turn of events at the United Nations Human Rights Council (UNHRC), nay expected considering the calibre of the delegates of UNHRC, the delegate of Bangladesh was spotted browsing online for Harry Kane jerseys, rather than engaging in critical discussions on the committee’s agendas. It is safe to say that out of all the ridiculous things delegates have done in MUN, this effortlessly moseys its way into the top 5 most embarrassing displays of ineptitude. The negligence and poor understanding of the importance and urgency of the issue at hand are seriously concerning and represent the lack of morality of the delegate. While human rights are getting violated in North African Nations, the delegate of Bangladesh came up with an amazing solution of browsing Harry Kane jerseys. The lack of seriousness is appalling as the delegate of Bangladesh calmly shops while humans are struggling under authoritarian rules. The lack of ethics and motivation to find a solution is extremely flabbergasting. This jaw-dropping incident has brought up the question - is the delegate really focused on the important human rights issues being discussed, or does he just not care about human rights? 



Furthermore, when approached for a comment on his disinterest in the agenda, the delegate replied curtly, “I am not amenable”, displaying his lack of professionalism. One can only wonder whether he is not amenable due to his arduous work of browsing Harry Kane jerseys.  As the delegate of Bangladesh faces calls for accountability, one can't help but wonder - of all the players that could have distracted him, why Harry Kane? It looks like the delegate of Bangladesh strives for mediocrity but settles for failure due to his inability to reach his very high standards!



Al Jazeera, 

Elvin Thomas

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dhruvharish.shanbhag
Jul 21

Probaby wanted to search up “bangladesh” something but got done dirty by auto correct

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dhruvharish.shanbhag
Jul 21

That was probably a typo and he just got a little carried away…..

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mysterystudent007
Jul 20

Hey we need our jerseys ok, They're more important than this joke of a simulated UN.

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