LOST IN FOOD, LACK OF DIPLOMACY

The delegate of Vietnam in SPECPOL was more confusing than algebra to first graders. It all started with his opening speech. The delegate’s diabolical opening speech stated that his sole purpose for attending the event was “FOOODDDD”. 

And it really seemed so too, because the delegate did not even make an effort to express a valid stance on the agenda. It seemed as if the delegate was only interested in the “juicy” gossip going on. This delegate also indulged in an unhealthy amount of brainrot along with the delegate of the Philippines through Whatsapp. 

The delegate of Vietnam decided to attack China by saying that “militarization of the islets is unethical”, an absolutely terrible and risky statement that moved him away from the dreadful stance initially posed. However, he was lucky that the delegate of China forgot how to deactivate the “mute” button. Other than that, the representative of Vietnam remained confused and did not seem to pay attention to the discussion. This delegate seems to have lost his persuasiveness after luxuriating in the intense brain rot conversation. “skibidi sigma ohio” were the wisest words he uttered during the session. Such was the mastermind foodie, the confused delegate of Vietnam. 

Ishan Sheth

British Broadcasting Corporation